Bristol Palin, the GOP's poster girl for their abstinence only sex education programs, has come out and said she in not going to have sex until she is married.

It would seem that Bristol has inherited her mother's ability to bend/forget history for her own convenience. Back in February, Bristol told Fox News' Greta Susteren that abstinence "was not realistic at all for teens." This month in an interview with the tabloid In Touch, Bristol said that although she is not a virgin, since she had a baby and all, she is now going to be abstinent until she is married. "I can guarantee it," she said. When questioned by Oprah, Bristol responded, "I just think it's a goal to have and that other young women should have that goal."

These statements, combined with the fact that her babies daddy posed nude in a magazine, produced the above parody by freakingNews.com. Some of the subtitles shown are also quite finny.

I guess the real question here is, who cares!!!