United State House of Representatives member Marjorie Taylor Greene is pushing a law that would create a Department of Anti-Witchcraft.  She plans that the DAW would protect Judeo-Christian interests where ever they are threatened.  "God's interests are American interests."  

Marjorie's aide, Andrew Canard stated, "the Bible is true and the devil is real. What we really need is to break the cycle where women are introduced to really hot and virile devils... God willing, we will be able to ferret out and prosecute witches who are spoiling our cow's milk, and making male republican politicians hungry for penis and females uppity."

What is this, the 1690's?