"Ron de Jeremy" a new rum out named after the porn star. Its from Panama, aged for 7 years and containing 40% alcohol.  Its described as dry and elegant, with notes of green apple, vanilla, honey and butterscotch.  Its well-endowed (as it should be) with flavor, very woody and spicy.  The reviewer suggests drinking the rum in cocktails like Rona Colada and Ron & Coke, "but it tastes best with a couple of drops of water or neat - naked, if you will."  I would have thought the neck of the bottle would have been ... oh larger.