Friday, April 21, 2017

Dieting Woes

A plain stalk of celery,
a handful of nuts.
Sticking to this diet,
is making me nuts.

Stay away from white stuff,
like potatoes and rice.
Bread is a no no,
and French fries a vice.

Drink water by the gallon,
say goodbye to your coke.
I’d kill for a burger,
I may have a stroke.

Forget about that dessert,
it’s the devil’s delight.
But chocolate chip ice cream??
this just isn’t right.

I’m sorry to confess,
That my waist line won’t budge.
I’m going for a sundae,
With a cherry and hot fudge. 

--Ken Ferguson--
Artista di Parole

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