Amazing!!!

Here are a sample of the reasons people used their guns last month. As always, we have provided links to local news reports documenting every incident. Click “continue reading” or “see more” to expand this caption and see the news sources.
My wife left me and started dating a man half my age, so I shot her and her new boyfriend dead. (TX, 3/2)
http://www.cbsnews.com/…/three-dead-in-affluent-texas-subu…/
Some guy honked at me when I ran a stop sign, so I shot him in the face. (FL, 3/3)
http://www.cbsnews.com/…/miami-man-shot-in-the-face-after…/…
I was too drunk to drive, so I got an Uber. In the back seat, I moved my legally-concealed handgun from one pocket to another and it went off. I shot my driver in the back but he was really nice about it. Five stars. (PA, 3/5)
http://www.pennlive.com/…/highly_intoxicated_man_mistake.ht…
My dad caught me doing some stuff on my computer so he took it away. I was really mad, so I shot him and I also shot his roommate’s girlfriend, because she happened to be there at the time. (OR, 3/8)
http://wjla.com/…/teen-charged-with-murder-after-woman-foun…
My wife moved out so I shot our two daughters dead and then shot my wife in the legs and told her I want her to live so she can suffer with the grief. I had permits for my guns. (IL, 3/10)
http://www.chicagotribune.com/…/ct-ecn-shooting-st-charles-…
I asked my mom to go get me some doughnuts. She said no, so I shot her boyfriend in the face. I also shot one of the cops who responded. And I fired about 30 rounds randomly around my neighborhood. (FL, 3/15)
http://web.tampabay.com/…/shooting-reported-in-semi…/2316662
I was going to drive my kids to school, but when I got into the car my concealed handgun went off and I unintentionally shot myself. (VA, 3/16)
http://wavy.com/…/hampton-regal-way-accidental-shooting-de…/
We were arguing and we both had guns so we both felt threatened so we both shot each other. (TN, 3/25)
http://wreg.com/20…/…/25/police-at-scene-of-double-shooting/