Saturday, January 3, 2009


Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule.... Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try overtaking them, 5 or 6 at a time, on a hill, in fog.

7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by
those who got there first.

8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

9. A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing
something right.

10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury service

Words of wisdom from my friend Jack. Thanks Jack!!!

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