A new report shows that the Obama administration has been collecting the telephone records of millions of customers of Verizon under a top-secret court order. Here’s the sad part. It turns out that 90 percent of the phone calls Americans make are to order a pizza. - Jay Leno

 

The National Security Agency has been collecting the phone records of Verizon customers since April. That explains Verizon’s new ad campaign: “They can hear you now.” – Jimmy Fallon